dont worry if u see a dark winged figure on ur roof. thats me. im just chillin and making sure that u and ur home are safe
dont worry if u see a dark winged figure on ur roof. thats me. im just chillin and making sure that u and ur home are safe
An animated birthday present for @joyfulldreams ! I got a little carried away with the animation.
For context, we talked at one point about Dirk making little pixel art doodles of Jake. I figured he might have some time to practice pixel art on Earth C.
He’s still as quick with the sword as ever, though…

Me as a horse.
Okay I know it’s beautiful, I know, but here’s the thing: it’s a trap. Because that’s almost definitely like 600% a kelpie, and if you touch it it will drag you into a river and eat you.
Please enjoy this very pretty and Not At All Suspect horse.
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:
it’s 2018 if you’re not a furry you’re a liar and a coward
tbh 95% of my existence on this earth involves me accidentally running into things in my house and saying “ouch” in the most deadpan voice possible
my mom: “you’re like a roomba except you don’t clean”
I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.